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Touching the Ark of the Covenant PDF Print E-mail
Turns out the guy that touches the guy that touches the ark dies too.
We all know what happens to someone that touches the Ark of the Covenant, they die. The real question is, does the guy who touches the guy who touches the ark die? A small group of intrepid, ancient scientist sought to answer this age old question. As it turns out the answer is yes, he dies. Knowing now that the seed of one man can become as the sands of the sea, it's probably better that they took themselves out of the gene pool early.

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